Semi- Wordless Wednesday

Well friends, usually Wednesday I show off our fun weekend. We had an awesome weekend but tonight we went to get Santa pictures and ended up home late so it's a quick post and then bed. I thought I'd leave you with the problems of getting Santa Pictures.

• We live in WA so it rained of course and by the time I got in the door the 1/2 I spent curling my hair went down the tube.
• It was close to dinner time so both boys were whining :(.
• Caden decided to have a meltdown about seeing Santa, didn't want to go anywhere near him.
• Then we're next and he starts screaming for the people ahead of to go faster so he can meet Santa.
• I put my hand in front of me on the chair pushing my boobs together and slumping so I look like a football player with helmet hair to boot!
• $34 for a CD ONLY!!!!
• Order the Cards with the new Photo $37 (I think I need to cut some people off the list)
• Crying, Wet Hair, and fat moment (On Mom's part Only)
• Christmas Time with the Family .... PRICELESS

Well we got a nice shot of the Mall Behind us!

And everyone is looking forward!

I guess that is a Plus

(Semi) Wordless Wednesday

I know I'm so late today! It was a very late night at work, then run home kids and then a late night working my other job! So you'll have to wait for weekend wrap tomorrow ... LOL I know you'll be on the edge of your seats waiting. My life is so riveting you all just can't wait :).

So I leave you today, since I'm still in proposal nightmare right now, with a cute pic of Caden. Now Caden HATES shoes I have the hardest time keeping them on him. That is until Sunday my mom when dropping Cole off (yes he stayed the night, more on that tomorrow) gave me shoes she bought for the boys. So after church (yes I went again, more again tomorrow you just need to be patient ... LOL) I unloaded the car and put the boxes on the table. Caden crawled up there and opened the box and kept saying "Momma, shooooes". I said yes they are for you! After negotiated a bottom change I told him he could try them on! Well let's just say the first picture is what he ran around for the rest of the day, kept saying "No pants Momma". Then the next day right out of the bath, I was only able to get a diaper on before the shoes came out again! So yeah shoes are good, bad news clothes now are optional at the house (well that rule DOESN'T apply to mom, don't want to scare anyone or catch a cold). So there you have it!

(Semi) Wordless Wednesday ... Caught Red Handed!

I'm still on my food trip! Just had to share who I found with a bag of chips and sippy cup. Hmmm makes you wonder if this may be my little sneaker of food times!

Caden: "What those aren't chips in my mouth"

Caden: "But I'm so cute and look I have a book!"

(Semi) Wordless Wednesday ... What is that?

Thought I would go on with my theme of weird items I find in the house. This is my carpet in the front room, one day I found this and after a little digging I found out what was the culprit!

First Walk by of the Carpet

Closer look! What the heck?
And go with my noise and crawling around I found this under the couch!
Yup that is a banana, that I'm not even going to guess how long it was there.

(Semi)Wordless Wednesday ... How to open a fruit snack

So mom bought the kids a thing of fruit snacks I told Cole that he couldn't have any until the next morning. Mind you I get up the next morning at 5am to work and found this in the kitchen. It seems my super smart 4 year old thought he would be smart and cut a small part and then sneak the snacks out. Yup I found an empty bag that looked full until I looked closely! Got to love his sneaky little mind!

(Semi)Wordless Wednesday ... Under the bed

So last week I showed you what the peanut boys did to my brand new jar of peanut butter. Today I show you what I found under there bed. Well Cole actually got his butt under there because he thought his mothers head might just explode. And if he knew who Linda Blair is yup he would have been looking for the split pea soup! So with out further ado and more words ...

Yes that is my hair spray, Lysol, glitter hairspray (Halloween), small bottle of hair spray, oranges and what is the other thing?

Yup crusted orange peels and oh yeah a chocolate wrapper!
Yup that other item was Peanut Butter seal!

Wordless Wednesday ... Did Bob the Builder Invade my house?

Bob "Cole" the Builder

Bob "Caden" the Builder

Rick's going to kill me for posting this!

(semi) Wordless Wednesday ... Break Dancing Cole

I just have to share this video of Cole, he has some how learned break dancing (well his interpretation of it). After Madagascar 2 ended he started busted a move and I was dying laughing and had to tape it. Sorry yes I'm a dork and had the first part sideways, and my living room didn't show as bright as it really is. For you giggle of the day :).

Wordless Wednesday ... What happens when you get into hair gel

Caden 19 months decided he needed to look like daddy. Didn't he do a kick butt job? Yup my own little punk rock kid. Not sure is punk rock better then emo? LOL Ok wordless as this mom can get!

Wordless Wednesday ... What happen to the closet

Ok this is the wordless (speechless) I can be! Remember my previous post Make Something Monday ... Clean YOUR Room MOM! Well I must show you what I found this week, yup remember that took me 4 1/2 hours and not even a week later this is what I find.

Mine Before (after cleaning)

Mine Now (a week later, still pretty clean)

His Before
His Now (WTF happened??)

You think he got the message?

Wordless Wednesday

Ok I'll try to do better just a little blurb about the pictures ... LOL. So computer is broke at home and I left the camera with the picture I was going to post, so I had to use what I have saved at work. Here are some pictures of me on my 30th birthday at a Piano Bar. You can see it starts out funny then his song went a little dirty (check out the look) and then heck it's my 30th birthday and I'm sitting on a piano, just laugh it up! (yes this was almost 3 years ago pre baby weight #2, LOL)

OMG did I make it up on the paino?

Ahhh they're singing Happy Birthday to me!
What a sweet song.

Hey now that was a little dirty!

Oh heck with it I'll laugh it up!

(Semi)Wordless Wednesday - Diaper Cake Addition

Well as semi-wordless as this Chatty Cathy can be ... Oh shhh it's hard for me! It's like the way I cook "Semi-Homemade", as mom's apron says "Put on your Big Girl Panties and Deal with it".


Well today I had it scheduled for some funny video's of the boys dancing, well what you can expect from two white boys that Dad thinks a box step is dancing. Well long story short (see I told you I just can't) computer was having problems last night and I couldn't log on so I'm going with a picture I have here on my computer at work. Oh stop gasping I'm on a break, you know the state makes you take 2 of them a day! Geez stop being so hard on me! Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today? Hmmm maybe since I'm having this conversation in my head as I type, maybe I did? Nope it's NEVER me, it has to be the people in the wall. I'm sticking with that! Oh sorry back to wordless ... LOL.


So here's my crafty side, with help from mom she worked in a florist years ago and can rock a bow like no one's business! I've become known for my diaper cakes and actually have sold a few for people! Yup look at me go, really didn't make much but hey who cares $1 an hour is fare wage right? Ok back to the point ... Here is one of my diaper cakes! If you must know (heavy sigh insert)! I roll each diaper (count them 101 usually) individually with a ribbon that says "It's a Girl", "It's a Boy" or "Congratulations". I've done 3 tiers and up to 5 tier cakes, each tier is tied with matching ribbon (this is where mom comes into play). Usually a theme so the ribbon and animals match! And scattered on each level is items that match the "theme". Don't ask I'm crazy with theme's, you have a party for a kid with a theme and I go crazy finding a toy, a gift bag and card (which I always forget and is added to the collection in my junk drawer) with that theme. Yes I know I have a "touch" of OCD, oh shhh I say a touch and that's where I draw the "themed" line ... LOL


Sorry got a little wordy, I just can't help myself! With out to many more words, since it's Super bowl Sunday I thought I'd show off my Football theme Diaper Cake. I made this for one of Rick's bosses (don't even ask the boy has had a lot of different jobs).

Wordless Wednesday ... Here I come I think!

Ok not totally wordless, but really would you expect anything less then lots of words from this crazy mom? So Today I share with a rare species caught on camera, well they only part rare is the part caught on camera going out looking like this. Awhile back I blogged about running to the pharmacy in my PJ's and Rain boots (sorry no pictures). But this Sunday when I was totally spent and just had to leave the house before I lost the 2 marbles that I still had. So for those of you who have connects with What Not to Wear. Here I am in my full non matching, crazy hair and no make up look. Some of you that are fragile may want to advert your eyes now!

I'm warning you it's not pretty! Ok you're entering at your own risk! Really I did warn you!

Here I am in the full glory of hair (not combed, well I fingered combed) and no make-up!

And the kicker of the outfit was not the over sized (thank god is still over sized) sweater of my hubbies. I know what a shock! Nope it's the WHITE socks with black shoes and black pants (that may just have had a few spots I can't explain, thanks Caden). I warned you the legs are SUPER WHITE, hello I live in WA and there is no Sun!

Wordless Wednesday

Again as wordless as I can be. For a few days I've been noticing candies missing from the gingerbread house. I've been getting on Cole telling him stop eating the candies, they're gross and have been sitting out since we made it. Bad mom here has been also meaning to throw it away, but felt bad on something we made together. Today I found the real person who has been eating the candy. Sorry Cole, mommy is very sorry!

This is what I've been seeing. check out the row missing dots.

Candies missing see empty yellow spots. (Front Side)
Heart Missing

Back side missing dots.

And this is what I found today. Look in his hand it's a gingerbread tree!

Wordless Wednesday

Ok wordless for me is only one paragraph! LOL Ok just a few words or actually a warning. Chalk for a four year old from a secret Santa at school is not a good day in our house. Since a lovely 18 month old can get into this chalk. So when you get into your room late at night after a long crazy day and you so happy the kids go to bed you find this on your armour!

At least it's only chalk, Right?

What don't I look Innocent?