Well I guess I once did wear this cape:
So Poor Jake doesn’t have a lot of excitement around here while I’m working so I try to get him something to chew on. I’ve tried a little of every toy out there. Usually the NON stuffing ones are a hit, but that bugger of a dog keeps sneaking them outside and even a good wash in the machine doesn’t clean them enough to bring in side. So I hit the pet store thinking ok I’m going to spend a little more but get a toy that last a long time and is easy to clean. I hit the toy isle on a mission then I was overwhelmed with all the choices. As you all know I love our dog but I’m not one of the mush buy outfits etc for the dog. I go in want to find one thing and out I go. After 20 minutes and thinking I rather pull out my eyelashes then try to find what toy may be right I come across this one that says right on the front “TUFF STUFF”. It’s made from neoprene material and the inside said it can last up against the toughest play. I’m thinking oh good this can last a good amount of time!
I walk in show Jake his new toy he almost bounces me over like I’m Fred Flintstone and he’s Dino (yes it’s spelled that way I googled it, pronounced Dee-no). I rip of the tag, before I’m run over again for it. And off he goes! I go about my work and with in 15 minutes Caden comes running in throwing fluff like it’s snowing in my kitchen. He’s giggling the dog is jumping and I’m feeling like I’m part of some children’s story gone wrong. I pick up the first batch of stuffing and try to pull out the rest so it won’t be a big mess. Thinking ok if I get rid of this he can just run around with the rope and the duck part of the toy. Yes you can see a picture below of him doing just that!
Then I go back to work and think he’s good for a while. With in an hour and half the head has been pulled off the stuffing has been removed the rope has a body that one resembled a duck left. And that darn stuffing is back all over my floor, that is the duck head in the middle of that mess. So I’ve moved from a Cat who left me dead mice to a decapitated duck. The head as my gift … Guess it’s better than the mice so I didn’t have to do the scream the little dance and then call for Rick.
Well $15 for an hour and half of fun … hmmm not sure on that one! Tuff Stuff you let me down like a bra that has last it’s elastic and underwire that is now poking me in my boob! Oh the life! And with that visual I’m going to back out with my once perking upper self 
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