Friday Pinterest Funny

After completing some Pinterest items that have taken me forever to do I so want a boom sound! LOL, hope this makes you giggle like it did for me.

Have a great weekend!

Crazy Work Out's

A little gym funny to make you laugh!  I've been trying my hardest to get to gym for a Insanity or RIPPED class at least 4 to 5 times a week.  NOW to get my portions back into control.  I've been letting it slip and not pleased but not going to beat myself either.   For so many years I myself would do this, I would tell myself I can't move I need to take a day off. BUT those days would go from one day to weeks and on and on. Staying strong and I hope to be back on track soon. In the meantime something to make you laugh.

Heat Wave and Coffee

Yes I am one of those crazy people that love coffee all year round.  Currently we are getting a heat wave and I'm dying working from home in a house with no AC.  BUT would you think I would do ice coffee ... no way I'm all about the hot coffee.  Yes I'm sitting in my leather chair sweating and drinking my coffee in my happy place.

LOL Hope you all are staying cool in this weather.  A funny for us  hot coffee drinkers.

Excuse me while ...

Most of you know I'm in the planning party mode for my youngest.  I get a little crazy with my themed parties.  But I know soon they will no longer let me throw parties let alone be in the same room as them with out being very embarrassed.  LOL so I do it up (ok probably over do it) for these special days.  I'm almost done with the party things, just need to make the food tonight and tomorrow so Saturday I won't be running around crazy.  Yes tomorrow will be my recap of what has been made and what is to come!

So a funny about my craziness!

Diet Humor

My friend Robin over at Mass Hole Mommy posted this on FB.  I've been on this very strict diet going on 3 weeks and this is so true.  I'm a little on edge ... lol just joking but I'm sure I'm not as perky as I was when I was stuffing cheesecake in my face.

Happy Thursday!!

Friday Diet Humor

Yes it's that time again diet update and a little diet humor to make you laugh.  It's been a tough few weeks but I'm down 9.6lbs!  I'm very excited that it's going down, only 30.4lbs to be where I was when I lost all the weight last year.  I'm not upset with myself I'm just going to keep moving forward, praying for strength to keep me on this path and I hope to be there soon!  I'm doing the Omni drops which is super hard it's a VERY strict 500 calorie diet with their drops.  My friend is loosing like crazy like 20+ lbs in 3 weeks.  ME of course don't loose like that.  I am on my 2nd week and I'm down 5.4lbs which in my world rocks so I'm just going to be happy not sad I'm not loosing like others.

Now for diet humor!

Oh yes this has been me in the past:

It's Getting Close to D-Day ... Swimsuit Season

As we are all aware it's getting hotter so we must wear shorts or we may fry.  I'm still sticking to my thin cotton pants.  Until I can get myself to put a pair of shorts on.  I'm trying real hard to stick to a strict diet and using the Omni Diet Drops.  Wish me luck!  I'm reaching for my goal to be 30lbs down by Caden's party in July.  I'm down 5 lbs so far with my other diet and this new diet I just started.  I'll keep you posted on it!

But since it's Friday It's time for a Funny!

Have a GREAT weekend!

Diet Humor "Birthday Party"

I didn't get a chance to finish up the next Teacher Easter Gift so I leave you with a little diet humor.  As many of you know I've struggled and probably always will struggle with my weight.  I saw this on facebook and laughed so hard because sadly it is so me!  

Hope you all are having a wonderful day!

Diet Funny

I saw this on Facebook the other day and love it.  Some days I swear my clothing is against me then another day I put them on and tada they are loose .. lol.  Oh the joy's of being a woman and fluctuating weight. 

Hope this made your Friday!

Have a great day!

Weekday Funny

Facebook is great in all it has kept me in touch with people I haven't seen in a long time.  And some that I want to avoid ... lol.  I saw this funny and had to share.  NOW if we were talking about my wedding photos this is so right.  Thankfully my 3 years ago photo was a much heavier version.  But I so know this feeling.  

Happy Thursday

Daylight Savings .... Insert Head Slap

Sunday AM gave me a slap with the Daylight savings!  Anyone else??  The boys stayed at the YMCA for kids night and I had to pick them up at 8:30am which was 7:30am still in my brain.  Thankfully I got up and even made it to church.  I can't say the rest of the day was the most productive but hey I got my work caught up and did the grocery shopping so I guess I can say it was a win ... LOL.

Thought I'd share a funny!

And a funny pic of me!

Friend Funny

The older I get the less and less friends I have around, I wonder if I smell ... lol.  It's just life and family, friends kind of go on the back burner.  Then the ones you make sometimes really are just the kind that are there but in a pinch really wouldn't be there.  Guess it is just life, but I also know there are a few I can count on for bail money if I really need it .. hehe.

This made me laugh!

Had to Share!!

The new years resolutions are still on ..

I thought by now the new year resolution gang would kick off but we still have a ton at the gym lately with their no gym manners.  How hard is it to have respect for those around you?  LOL it just makes me laugh (ok sometimes want to scream at times) when people decide it's ok to talk on cell phones or carry on loud conversations with their neighbor or heck someone across the room.  Saw this gym funny and had to share.

On my front I have the cookie dough made, but I'm sadly behind on the rest ... YIKES

Calories Burned Funny

With the weather being so cold and everyone hitting the gym I thought I'd throw out a funny for the day.  

It actually hasn't been as bad as I thought it would be at the gym, there has been more people but not as many as I thought would be there with their new years resolutions. 

Been one of those days ...

It's been crazy busy at work and after work I've been running around.  Plus I've been so tired lately, not sure what is going on with me.  I find myself avoid my Zumba class, which is not good.  I have been attending the YMCA and working out doing 5 days or more a week.  BUT I know my Zumba class is so good and the best way to loose weight.  I need to get my butt motivated to go back.

Thought I'd share a funny with you all!

My next gift  basket will be up Thursday ran out of time today.

Forgive me I couldn't resist ...

I don't watch the VMA's so I was totally clueless about the whole Miley Cyrus gone bad trying to do Micheal Jackson moves that only he could pull off or even at times was a bit much (don't hate me).  So I was totally in the dark when FB blew up about Miley and her performance.  So I did like anyone would do and Googled it, what the heck did I do before the internet?  I must say even I was a little put off and shocked by it.  Next thing you know she'll be shaving her head like Brittany ... (oh I know I couldn't resist).   Poor thing I really do feel bad for her.  It makes me sad to see the youth in the audience eating it up and clapping, they did pan onto some of the other performers that had the same look as me.  

Thought you all could use a laugh today and sorry if I offend anyone.

Back to our normal programming tomorrow 
as you can tell I'm burnt out and have nothing to give .. lol

I think I had a weekend ...

Well I think I may have sat down for a second this weekend!!  I made the cake and I really liked how it turned out!  I got school shopping wrapped up!  I got my hair done!  Then I worked a crazy amount, we started a new system at work and I had to get it ready for Monday.  Simple it may be but a lot of work has to go into getting it ready.  I'm beat, I spent more time in front of my computer this weekend then I have in a very long time!  I hope to say it is ready to go and I won't be doing that again!  Needless to say I have to interrupt my Monday recipe and will have to post it Tuesday!

Be Back tomorrow with a yummy recipe :)

Exercise Funny

This week I've started to go to a Zumba / Strength training class.  I thought I work out all the time I so will rock this class.  LOL that was so a glimmer of hope when I first saw the instructor bouncing around like she was Tiger   I'm so excited and will keep going to this class and not only because it is FREE!  This amazing lady at the church from the boys school that they attended last year teaches this class free Tuesday and Thursday's.  MIND you she has been doing this for almost 6+ months and this has been the first time I attended.  

I woke up Wednesday and thought I may just die but it was a good feel and knew I had to go back on Thursday.  I've been stuck at 9lbs from goal for weeks now and have changed my diet and nothing so it was like a little whisper from God when Tuesday morning I woke up with this idea that I was going to go to this class that I heard about months back.  So we'll see if I can get over this hump soon!

And now for a funny!

We did a move last night for inner thighs

SO when I saw this I had to post:

Summer time means Lego Fun ... Right?

Summer break has hit our house for 21 days now, YIPEE!!  When mom works from home that means fun times for mom.  Our sweet neighbor boy is still in school so that means the boys could play nicely together right? WRONG it means we have to argue and constantly ask mom for things!

We have thankfully taken to making Lego sculptures, that is when we are not yelling at each other that the other stole said Lego from the others room.  Oh summer fairy will come to me and find me a cheap summer program to put one of the boys??  YUP that is mom's prayer this summer, I'll keep praying on that one.  

For now I leave you with Caden who is the "take my picture mom" king of his latest creations.  He created these all by himself and I must say I could actually see what he told me it was!

And to make you laugh:

Have a GREAT weekend!!

Party Planning Funny

I've been in full party planning mode as you most know and work is crazy too, we are going to a new system for our calls which means training and lot's of meetings so little time for me. So no long post today, thought I would give you a funny ecard instead.

I saw this one on the someecards website ... Well it was kind of like this but it had a swear word and I'm trying real hard to leave my potty mouth behind ... lol.  So I tweaked it and added a different image.  Now you can laugh away because you all know this is true and me to a T.

Have a GREAT day!