Diet Humor

My friend Robin over at Mass Hole Mommy posted this on FB.  I've been on this very strict diet going on 3 weeks and this is so true.  I'm a little on edge ... lol just joking but I'm sure I'm not as perky as I was when I was stuffing cheesecake in my face.

Happy Thursday!!

Friday Diet Humor

Yes it's that time again diet update and a little diet humor to make you laugh.  It's been a tough few weeks but I'm down 9.6lbs!  I'm very excited that it's going down, only 30.4lbs to be where I was when I lost all the weight last year.  I'm not upset with myself I'm just going to keep moving forward, praying for strength to keep me on this path and I hope to be there soon!  I'm doing the Omni drops which is super hard it's a VERY strict 500 calorie diet with their drops.  My friend is loosing like crazy like 20+ lbs in 3 weeks.  ME of course don't loose like that.  I am on my 2nd week and I'm down 5.4lbs which in my world rocks so I'm just going to be happy not sad I'm not loosing like others.

Now for diet humor!

Oh yes this has been me in the past:

It's Getting Close to D-Day ... Swimsuit Season

As we are all aware it's getting hotter so we must wear shorts or we may fry.  I'm still sticking to my thin cotton pants.  Until I can get myself to put a pair of shorts on.  I'm trying real hard to stick to a strict diet and using the Omni Diet Drops.  Wish me luck!  I'm reaching for my goal to be 30lbs down by Caden's party in July.  I'm down 5 lbs so far with my other diet and this new diet I just started.  I'll keep you posted on it!

But since it's Friday It's time for a Funny!

Have a GREAT weekend!

Happy Friday

Wow it's Friday!  I happy to say it will be a slow weekend for me, well that is after I finish the princess castle Cake ... LOL.  I really have no baking to do, but I'm sure I will find something to do .. lol.  Hopefully kick this stupid cold that has been hanging on to me!

Had to share the fun flower cookies I made for my friend for Mother's day.  I used my go to for Sugar Cookie recipe.  I then made 1/4 of the batch pink and 3/4 of the batch yellow (which came out more orange).  I used my cupcake middle cutter (takes the middle out of cupcakes so you can add jams etc) and cut the centers out of the cookies.  Used that same tool to make my centers.  I had a few circles left at the end and baked those too!  Of course served with a tub of my favorite Sturdy Buttercream Frosting.

On the diet side I've been sticking to it, it's been SLOW verse last time loosing.  It's frustrating but I'm sticking with it.  As of Sunday I was down 3.8 lbs.  I'm going to try the Omni drops starting tomorrow.  I have a friend who sells it and has lost 25 lbs in 3 weeks!  So I leave you with diet humor!

Have a Happy Weekend!

Diet Humor "Birthday Party"

I didn't get a chance to finish up the next Teacher Easter Gift so I leave you with a little diet humor.  As many of you know I've struggled and probably always will struggle with my weight.  I saw this on facebook and laughed so hard because sadly it is so me!  

Hope you all are having a wonderful day!

Diet Funny

I saw this on Facebook the other day and love it.  Some days I swear my clothing is against me then another day I put them on and tada they are loose .. lol.  Oh the joy's of being a woman and fluctuating weight. 

Hope this made your Friday!

Have a great day!

Things that make you laugh ....

So I went to the doctor since I'm not loosing any weight and have gained some since I have reintroduced carbs and sugar.  Eating a normal but smaller portions, trying to stick to a Weight Watcher system.  I just have been feeling a little blah lately even with my working out, so I went to see the doctor and of course all my test comes back normal.  Ugh so I will just keep plugging forward.  Today I need a laugh it's been a rough week so I thought I would share a funny with you!!

Hope you all laugh and have a great day!

Exercise Funny

This week I've started to go to a Zumba / Strength training class.  I thought I work out all the time I so will rock this class.  LOL that was so a glimmer of hope when I first saw the instructor bouncing around like she was Tiger   I'm so excited and will keep going to this class and not only because it is FREE!  This amazing lady at the church from the boys school that they attended last year teaches this class free Tuesday and Thursday's.  MIND you she has been doing this for almost 6+ months and this has been the first time I attended.  

I woke up Wednesday and thought I may just die but it was a good feel and knew I had to go back on Thursday.  I've been stuck at 9lbs from goal for weeks now and have changed my diet and nothing so it was like a little whisper from God when Tuesday morning I woke up with this idea that I was going to go to this class that I heard about months back.  So we'll see if I can get over this hump soon!

And now for a funny!

We did a move last night for inner thighs

SO when I saw this I had to post:

Diet Hummor

I'm so excited I was able to loose weight this week and now I'm down 91.7lbs, oh yes so it's happy dance time!  23lbs to go and I'll be at honeymoon weight.  Whoo hoo, so we wrap this week with some diet humor.  I love this because it is so my life I have battled with my weight and have worked very hard to be at this weight and will continue on this path.  

Hope you all have a good chuckle and have a great weekend.

Are you done dieting yet?

While being on this weight loss journey and having a strict diet makes going out fun ... OK not really but hey when it's done I'll be to my happy weight.  Happy to say that after 2 weeks of nothing I'm down 89.2 lbs now ... 1.6lbs not really the # I wanted but hey at least it went down.  Rick I know is looking for the day I don't go to a restaurant with having to give a list of how to cook my food and what items can't be on my plate ... lol.

Hope you all have a fab day!  

I'm feeling  bit under the weather just run down so I might take me a few days to get around to say hi.

Darn you Jean Makers .... Why can one size not be universal?

On my journey for weight loss I have gone threw the ups and downs of trying on different size pants to see what fits me know.   One of the most frustrating parts is at one time you'll fit in to a certain size then you try on another pair in the exact same size and it's like you have become a sausage trying to fit in it's own casing.   

This weekend I tried on a pair of paints I've been waiting to try on to find that they fell right off, GREAT news!!!  Then I try on another pair in the exact same size to find that as I may be able to button them I also now look like a woman trying to cling to her high school years and pants!  Oh yes muffin top didn't even begin to explain it, then I saw this ecard and thought yup that is right! 

Hope you all have a GREAT weekend I hope this made you laugh like it did for me!