Sick Day and It looks like I offended some people

First off I want to start with how much I enjoy each of you and love your comments, and if you have an email attached I always try to send a reply. I feel like you took the time to read about my craziness and hopefully laughed that I can take the time to reply personally. I really hope not to offended anyone and I try my best, but it looks like my review of an adult website did that. I lost 2 followers ;(. I know this site is not for everyone but I would hope that the rest of my post show you what type of person I am and know that I love to have fun and just gab! So oh well I'm sorry I lost 2 it actually made me a little sad, I hope I'm able to get more friends along the way!

Enough self pity, well actually nope there is more to come. This is the fun part where I tell you TMI about myself ... LOL. So yesterday I was so sick, I mean bad. So I thought I'd post a funny about the thoughts that go thru a sick Alexis's head. Enjoy and if it's to much check back tomorrow, please don't delete me. Did that sound too desperate, what I am! I want lot's of followers like Cammie at Life in the house of no sleep..... she's been blogging for what 8 mo and has 85 followers. What am I jealous, hell yes I am ... LOL. Ok fine back to my original post:

Thoughts of a sick person:

~ How can all that come out of me?

~ I don't remember eating that?

~ If I sit on the toilet can I still bend over into the tub if needed?

~ Should I brush my teeth or just wait 5 minutes for the next wave?

~ Is passing gas really what will happen? Or do I need to run like I'm on fire to the restroom?

~ Can I rinse my undies before my husband can see and make fun of me?

~ I look fine to go drop off the kids! Then once you're there you look down at your shirt to see not all your throw up made it into the toilet. Yup I'm not to proud to admit this one!

~ If I ask enough or actually beg to whoever is listening to me will the pain go away?

~ Could I at least have had a fun night before this next time? I would have love to spent a night on the town and living up to feel this way the next morning!

~ If I make a bed here in the bathroom. Do you think people will step over me nicely?

~ Oh look Cole's stool to wash his hand is just perfect height for me to sit in front of the toilet!

~ Really if I take a sip of this it won't come right back up! Silly girl!

~ Won't this be a funny post for tomorrow. (Yup I really had that thought, see always thinking of you).

Yup that was my wonderful day yesterday! Really it would have been nice to have fun the night before then it's ok to feel like crud the next day! But to have nothing to claim and no one else sick, really bites! Aren't you glad I love you all and can share these moments! LOL Ok please keep me as a friend ... ha-ha. Back to my desperate cry for love and attention.